CELEBRITY SCANDAL: EYE WITNESS NEWS


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Yet another sex scandal rocks the show biz world and children’s favourite YOGI BEAR is now hiding in deep hibernation following an unfortunate incident involving an undercover RANGER SMITH who used entrapment methods to reveal that bears do not in fact poo in the woods! Is this really what was going on here? This reporter suspects that YOGI had other intentions when caught on CCTV late last night. SMITH reports overhearing a conversation between a bear and bearcub in the park restroom and he grew suspicious of what might be going on. Yogi Bear: What the heck was that?
Boo Boo: I have problems with potato salad. At this point SMITH intervened and arrested the Ursus arctos. Who will be next one wonders? Oh YOGI, were is your dignity?

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David Watters, a graduate of Napier University, Edinburgh, Trinity College of Music, London and the Institute of Education, University of London, has worked internationally within education and Educational Management for more than 20 years. He has taught extensively within many socially and culturally diverse settings; most recently as a Head of Performing Arts within Further Education. He is a personal and professional development associate with The Pacific Institute (www.pacificinstitute.co.uk), personal coach, freelance writer and founding member of NBI Associates. He is a writer on social equality issues, is a key player in the Equal Love Campaign UK and author of the forthcoming book, NEVER BLEND IN which features key voices from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community and which aims to inspire and encourage those who may lack self-esteem or who question their validity. David is currently promoting a youtube campaign"Give 'em Hope"and is asking individuals, couples and groups to make and share videos telling about the benefits of living with personal authenticity. He has shared a platform with Stuart Milk and Peter Tatchell and is a supporter of 17-24-30, The Trevor Project, Schools Out, The Terrence Higgins Trust, The Albert Kennedy Trust and numerous others. His background in arts and education, combined with a solid understanding of Cognitive Behavioural Strategies, and his passion for Equality Advocacy drive every aspect of his work as a personal development facilitator, motivational speaker and writer. View all posts by neverblendin

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