Yet another sex scandal rocks the show biz world and children’s favourite YOGI BEAR is now hiding in deep hibernation following an unfortunate incident involving an undercover RANGER SMITH who used entrapment methods to reveal that bears do not in fact poo in the woods! Is this really what was going on here? This reporter suspects that YOGI had other intentions when caught on CCTV late last night. SMITH reports overhearing a conversation between a bear and bearcub in the park restroom and he grew suspicious of what might be going on. Yogi Bear: What the heck was that?
Boo Boo: I have problems with potato salad. At this point SMITH intervened and arrested the Ursus arctos. Who will be next one wonders? Oh YOGI, were is your dignity?
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