Well, that was the speediest Exit Interview on record.
Manager: Hello. Do you have your ID Card?
Me: No, I couldn’t find it.
Manager: I’ll put it down as “lost” (writes in box). Key fob for car park?
Me: I don’t have a car.
Manager: Any keys?
Manager: Ok. Have you done the COSSAR?
Manager: Could you find time to do that?
Me: No (thinking I’m not even supposed to be here today)
Manager: Oh, ok. If you could sign here.
Surely there’s more to an Exit Interview than that?