Ah, how times have changed. Seems only yesterday that I was a second class citizen. 

There was a time we couldn’t even dare to dream of marriage but now we can and, more than that, we can even have complete strangers judge and condemn us for wanting it; wanting what they’ve always unquestionably had.

Isn’t that what every couple wants? 

God (whichever one you prefer) bless all who have an opinion on my life and the lives of others who just want to get on with our terrifying little GAY AGENDA of working, paying taxes and building a life with the one we care about.   

I can only apologise for the world coming to a Premature end and I accept full responsibility for any natural disaster occurring in the lead up to this Armageddon – YOUR GOD is rightly angered and killing us all off is clearly the logical solution. 

At least that way “he” won’t need to bother sorting out all that silly poverty, disease and world hunger nonsense…did the “Gays” cause that too? Aren’t we a powerful force to be reckoned with? 

Sorry, sorry; taking way too much credit here…We all know who is really to blame for all that.

Be afraid, be VERY afraid; the SUPERGAYS are here to stay.

Are you sure that top goes with those skinny jeans?! 

Don’t you want just one feature wall in that room? Otherwise it’s all a bit too busy…

When will it all end? Where will it all end?

Equality for all? Oh, that’s seems unlikely, unfair…

No, no, my mistake again; equality is about all of us. More about the majority, of course, and it’s only fair that they can decide how much “equality” we minorities can have. 

Wait, that makes no sense.

Isn’t it all a bit crazy? 

Your life, your rules, your own unique journey to happiness and personal fulfilment. 

And please remember, the next time anyone tells you that you can’t do what ever, tell them that David says, “Who the !%#* are you?”

#marriageequality #doIknowyou?


About neverblendin

David Watters, a graduate of Napier University, Edinburgh, Trinity College of Music, London and the Institute of Education, University of London, has worked internationally within education and Educational Management for more than 20 years. He has taught extensively within many socially and culturally diverse settings; most recently as a Head of Performing Arts within Further Education. He is a personal and professional development associate with The Pacific Institute (, personal coach, freelance writer and founding member of NBI Associates. He is a writer on social equality issues, is a key player in the Equal Love Campaign UK and author of the forthcoming book, NEVER BLEND IN which features key voices from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community and which aims to inspire and encourage those who may lack self-esteem or who question their validity. David is currently promoting a youtube campaign"Give 'em Hope"and is asking individuals, couples and groups to make and share videos telling about the benefits of living with personal authenticity. He has shared a platform with Stuart Milk and Peter Tatchell and is a supporter of 17-24-30, The Trevor Project, Schools Out, The Terrence Higgins Trust, The Albert Kennedy Trust and numerous others. His background in arts and education, combined with a solid understanding of Cognitive Behavioural Strategies, and his passion for Equality Advocacy drive every aspect of his work as a personal development facilitator, motivational speaker and writer. View all posts by neverblendin

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