SUPERGAYS & TSUNAMIS:
Ah, how times have changed. Seems only yesterday that I was a second class citizen.
There was a time we couldn’t even dare to dream of marriage but now we can and, more than that, we can even have complete strangers judge and condemn us for wanting it; wanting what they’ve always unquestionably had.
Isn’t that what every couple wants?
God (whichever one you prefer) bless all who have an opinion on my life and the lives of others who just want to get on with our terrifying little GAY AGENDA of working, paying taxes and building a life with the one we care about.
I can only apologise for the world coming to a Premature end and I accept full responsibility for any natural disaster occurring in the lead up to this Armageddon – YOUR GOD is rightly angered and killing us all off is clearly the logical solution.
At least that way “he” won’t need to bother sorting out all that silly poverty, disease and world hunger nonsense…did the “Gays” cause that too? Aren’t we a powerful force to be reckoned with?
Sorry, sorry; taking way too much credit here…We all know who is really to blame for all that.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid; the SUPERGAYS are here to stay.
Are you sure that top goes with those skinny jeans?!
Don’t you want just one feature wall in that room? Otherwise it’s all a bit too busy…
When will it all end? Where will it all end?
Equality for all? Oh, that’s seems unlikely, unfair…
No, no, my mistake again; equality is about all of us. More about the majority, of course, and it’s only fair that they can decide how much “equality” we minorities can have.
Wait, that makes no sense.
Isn’t it all a bit crazy?
Your life, your rules, your own unique journey to happiness and personal fulfilment.
And please remember, the next time anyone tells you that you can’t do what ever, tell them that David says, “Who the !%#* are you?”