EYE WITNESS NEWS: In these times of austerity, even Santa has been on his uppers with striking elves and a pending divorce from Mrs. Claus on the cards. With no one to help make toys for the needy (greedy) children, and not wanting to let his believers down, Mr. Claus has resorted to a life of crime and was yesterday arrested when caught shoplifting at TOYS R US in Croydon, South London. At this time there has been no comment from future ex-wife Mrs. Claus but it is reported that prior to the arrest of her husband she had been pimped out as a HO HO HO in an attempt to raise cash for the struggling family. More news soon…(report from David E Watters)



About neverblendin

David Watters, a graduate of Napier University, Edinburgh, Trinity College of Music, London and the Institute of Education, University of London, has worked internationally within education and Educational Management for more than 20 years. He has taught extensively within many socially and culturally diverse settings; most recently as a Head of Performing Arts within Further Education. He is a personal and professional development associate with The Pacific Institute (www.pacificinstitute.co.uk), personal coach, freelance writer and founding member of NBI Associates. He is a writer on social equality issues, is a key player in the Equal Love Campaign UK and author of the forthcoming book, NEVER BLEND IN which features key voices from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community and which aims to inspire and encourage those who may lack self-esteem or who question their validity. David is currently promoting a youtube campaign"Give 'em Hope"and is asking individuals, couples and groups to make and share videos telling about the benefits of living with personal authenticity. He has shared a platform with Stuart Milk and Peter Tatchell and is a supporter of 17-24-30, The Trevor Project, Schools Out, The Terrence Higgins Trust, The Albert Kennedy Trust and numerous others. His background in arts and education, combined with a solid understanding of Cognitive Behavioural Strategies, and his passion for Equality Advocacy drive every aspect of his work as a personal development facilitator, motivational speaker and writer. View all posts by neverblendin

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