BEST OF CRAIGSLIST #3: Thou art gone, sweet ghetto hot tub


  

“And With That, She Is Gone…
Sweet ghetto hot tub

you came to me

on Craigslist free

now I doth release thee
Bereft of chemicals

my love and I did soak

in waters most sublime

with nary a poke
Her pump is broken

her redwood old

she spurts and gurgles

at 110 VAC– or so I’m told
Ask not for me to move her

for she is of great girth

Mention not her broken parts

She is priced what she is worth
Yet she doth hold water

well as her maiden voyage

filled from the tank

in one’s garage
You haul

You clean

You become

A contented human being”

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About neverblendin

David Watters, a graduate of Napier University, Edinburgh, Trinity College of Music, London and the Institute of Education, University of London, has worked internationally within education and Educational Management for more than 20 years. He has taught extensively within many socially and culturally diverse settings; most recently as a Head of Performing Arts within Further Education. He is a personal and professional development associate with The Pacific Institute (www.pacificinstitute.co.uk), personal coach, freelance writer and founding member of NBI Associates. He is a writer on social equality issues, is a key player in the Equal Love Campaign UK and author of the forthcoming book, NEVER BLEND IN which features key voices from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community and which aims to inspire and encourage those who may lack self-esteem or who question their validity. David is currently promoting a youtube campaign"Give 'em Hope"and is asking individuals, couples and groups to make and share videos telling about the benefits of living with personal authenticity. He has shared a platform with Stuart Milk and Peter Tatchell and is a supporter of 17-24-30, The Trevor Project, Schools Out, The Terrence Higgins Trust, The Albert Kennedy Trust and numerous others. His background in arts and education, combined with a solid understanding of Cognitive Behavioural Strategies, and his passion for Equality Advocacy drive every aspect of his work as a personal development facilitator, motivational speaker and writer. View all posts by neverblendin

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