BEST OF CRAIGSLIST #6: Terrifying Toddlers


  
“Just installed a new toilet, big sturdy box left. Would be great for moving, but better to put your child’s Christmas present inside. 
Imagine the excitement building with such a huge gift waiting under the tree, only to see it dashed when they rip off the paper and a photo of a potty is on the front.
“We got you a new potty!” you’ll exclaim.
Watch their crestfallen face as they try to figure out if this is a trick.
Carry on as long as you like until actually opening the box and revealing their real present. You can’t buy memories and trauma like that.
Box measures 32x27x17. First come first served. I’ll attempt to take the ad down as soon as the box is gone, but I’m busy thinking up ways to terrorize my own kids. 
Merry Christmas!”

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About neverblendin

David Watters, a graduate of Napier University, Edinburgh, Trinity College of Music, London and the Institute of Education, University of London, has worked internationally within education and Educational Management for more than 20 years. He has taught extensively within many socially and culturally diverse settings; most recently as a Head of Performing Arts within Further Education. He is a personal and professional development associate with The Pacific Institute (www.pacificinstitute.co.uk), personal coach, freelance writer and founding member of NBI Associates. He is a writer on social equality issues, is a key player in the Equal Love Campaign UK and author of the forthcoming book, NEVER BLEND IN which features key voices from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community and which aims to inspire and encourage those who may lack self-esteem or who question their validity. David is currently promoting a youtube campaign"Give 'em Hope"and is asking individuals, couples and groups to make and share videos telling about the benefits of living with personal authenticity. He has shared a platform with Stuart Milk and Peter Tatchell and is a supporter of 17-24-30, The Trevor Project, Schools Out, The Terrence Higgins Trust, The Albert Kennedy Trust and numerous others. His background in arts and education, combined with a solid understanding of Cognitive Behavioural Strategies, and his passion for Equality Advocacy drive every aspect of his work as a personal development facilitator, motivational speaker and writer. View all posts by neverblendin

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