I’m considering running for Prime Minister. A few of my thoughts and progressive ideas…As the retirement age rises, it’s a comfort to know that less elderly people will experience isolation or loneliness and that they will most likely die surrounded by coworkers. Now if there were only some way to abolish school and get those urchins into work sooner, we’d all save a ton of cash on our Tax contributions…I’d also introduce a new law which automatically allows citizenship to immigrants who can play ukulele, ocarina or preferably both; at the same time. Ideally, this should include the ability to improvise around the Titanic theme, “My Heart Will Go On”And, while I’m at it, I might just add that if the urchins do attend any school at all, at our expense, then please can we ensure that they are taught some basics, such as THEY’RE going THERE with THEIR friends. I mean, come on people, it’s not rocket science.
I’m considering running for Prime Minister
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